Israel

=Israel Garcia Ermin Mujkanovic October.8.2010= =HITCH SCHOOL Room209= =Scary storys=

=Once there lived a creepy fat man called Santa Clause. His old beard was old and wrinkly like his wife, but his beard was made out of children.= =He always went to childrens house just to scare them by telling them "you're going to grow up, and look like me"! (chuckle,chuckle,chuckle).= =One night Santa Clause went to far, he entered a kids house with a pointy ice shard, and then the little boy woke up, and shot Santa Clause in the eye with a nerf gun.= =Santa Clause lost his balance and fell out of the window, then the kid jumped out of the window and did a body slam. (Crack!) Santa Clause was no more so now Santa Clause still hunts little boys at night.=

=So now remember kids you might be haunted by Santa Clause if you're naughty, so be a good boy. (or else!)= =so be a good little boy!= story 2 =The haunting=

=Once upon a time in a far away castle called the knights round, the castle was fun, there was a lot of jousting sword fighting but on mysteriuos day a knight came. Unlike any other knight this knight had black armour no other knight had black armour. Some people thought he was the chosen one, but some people thought he was a knight send out to kill the king (but he was neither).=

=One odd day he went out to get water from the river for the villagers, but some people still didn't trust him so they sended out a villager to go spy on him and as he got to the river he saw the black knight openning his chest absorbing water. Then the villager gasped (ah) but the black night heard him. So the black night turned around and...=

=**on my halloween i went trick or treating with my cousins I dont celebrate halloween because i cant go dressed as anything because i just cant dress up so i went as my scary self and i got about ten pounds of candy that was the most fun I** **had haved for like two weeks so yeah it was a lot of fun.**=


 * My best friend and I were at my house one day**
 * the day was as bright as the sun, we were having**
 * as much fun that no other boys could have**
 * we played indoors basketball, but i fell, and went...**


 * BOOM! SNAP! CRACK!**


 * but yet that day was awesome!**


 * IM SO BORED I CANT STOP SAYING IM BORED BECAUSE EVERY LETTER IM TYPING GETS ME EVEN MORE BORED, AND EVERY SENTENCE IM WRITING IM GETTING EVEN MORE BORED! JUST I NEED SOMETHING TO HAVE FUN IN BUT THERE IS NOTHING TO DO THEY WONT EVEN LET US PLAY ONLINE GAMES! THIS IS HORRIBLE, AND U PROBABLY THINK I DONT REMEMBER THAT IM BORED! THINK AGAIN IM EVEN MORE BORED NOW! SO BORED THAT I ACTUALLY WANT TO EAT LUNCH LADY FOOD! IM DESPERATE! I MIGHT EVEN HEAR JUSTIN BEIBER SING SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME NOW!**


 * BABY, BABY, BABY OOOOHHHHHH ..... JUST SHUT UP! YOU ANNOYING BEAVER! NO ONE LIKES YOURR OVER COMB! IT MAKES YOU LOOK...... (IF ANYONE HAVES ANY COMMENTS ABOUT HIM BE FREE TO WRITE THEM DOWN RIGHT HERE)> Justin Bieber you suck! no one likes you, or your singing**


 * hey guys this is israel i'm so bored right now as i told you before i don't mean to get bored but i just do**